For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Randomize
