you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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