would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I party with great urgency now.
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