Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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