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• (352): View more from Florida

  He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.

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• (949): View more from California

  So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.

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