also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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