I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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