Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
