i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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