When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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