She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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