Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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