i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My ass is underappreciated
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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