You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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