so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm bleeding and have questions
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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