think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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