the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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