Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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