I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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