Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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