spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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