ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Randomize
