She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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