It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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