I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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