You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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