idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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