After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
where am i from again
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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