And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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