You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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