dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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