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They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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