I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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