I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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