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say what?
wanna hang out?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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