Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism