I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."