too bad you live with your parents still
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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