And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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