But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
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how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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