Fuck appropriateness.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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