why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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