Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
We are two peas in an std pod
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Randomize
