Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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