gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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