"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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