Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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