its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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