hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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