Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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