Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
it was like eating out sand paper
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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