soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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