If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
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