Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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