thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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