i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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